[Dutch]

Christmas holiday party is coming up at work...

I am planning on getting drunk and hitting on someone. Any suggestions?




PS I am in engineering, so any female engineers have about a 4% likelihood of being 'attractive', and all the secretaries here are too old for me. I'm leaning towards one of the younger, attractive girls that work in accounting. Normally I'd go for the female co-op students and summer interns, but I think they are all gone, back to school.

TIA!

[yougotdeals.com]

When is the party? Will Denise Richards be there with a bottle of champagne and you two will re-inact the scene in the movie Wild Things?

:drinking:

[Dutch]

The party is this Saturday... so you can see why I'm in a rush to get things figured out...

This could quite possibly be the last time this year for me to get drunk and hit on someone that I would regret hitting on the next day, at a work sponsored social event!

Where I used to work, there was a super hot 19 year old blonde that was a secretary that looked really hoe-y and wore short skirts. That took 2 months of planning...

I'm thinking that I should go directly for the lonely milfs. Actually, now to think of it, I can think of one milf that I know has a younger daughter in college. If I impress the milf, I'll be able to get all up on her girl without sending up too many red flags with the parents... And even better yet, she probably thinks I'm a great guy!!! buwahahahahahaha! Just wait til she finds out! :hesitant:

[yougotdeals.com]

Sounds like Dutch has them all fooled over there at the office. :mrgreen:

[Dutch]

I'd be more precise if I were you... not neccessarily JUST the office


So whats the suggestion? Go for the younger girls in accounting or college girls indirectly through the milfs?

[yougotdeals.com]

Originally Posted by Dutch

I'd be more precise if I were you... not neccessarily JUST the office

So you have us fooled too eh?

Originally Posted by Dutch

So whats the suggestion? Go for the younger girls in accounting or college girls indirectly through the milfs?

All.

[DangerBoy]

as long as she has a heartbeat

[Dutch]

I try not to discriminate against the dead.

I can barely live with myself, the lies I have been living, fooling you guys... When I said I am a 6'10" 300lb ex-XFL defensive lineman studmuffin, well I am actually an ex-NFL quarterback. THE SHAME!!!

<cries in shame>

[yougotdeals.com]

Originally Posted by Dutch

I try not to discriminate against the dead.

I can barely live with myself, the lies I have been living, fooling you guys... When I said I am a 6'10" 300lb ex-XFL defensive lineman studmuffin, well I am actually an ex-NFL quarterback. THE SHAME!!!

<cries in shame>

Hmmm..... Drunk + ex-nfl qb + shamelessly hitting on women = Joe Namath? :mrgreen:

[DangerBoy]

Originally Posted by Dutch

I try not to discriminate against the dead.

Then you won't mind my ex from 1997. She is good for a one nighter. The conversation usually turns into one of those deals where she tell you how many guys she has slept with in the past... and currently.